Bored Advisors


Cat in the Hat

The Cat in the Hat is bored with systems. His system is to have no system.

The Cat in the Hat is bored with convention. Try flying a kites inside the house. 

The Cat in the Hat gets bored around people who don't want to have fun. All he does is show them how to have a good time. And responsibly, at that.

"It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how.
I can hold up the cup
And the milk and the cake!
I can hold up these books!
And the fish on a rake!"

B.F.G.

  • The Big Friendly Giant (BFG, for short)

    is bored with other giants and people who don't live moment-to-moment.

    is bored with many adult humans. Especially squifflerotters and grinksludgers. Oh and bootbogglers.

    is bored with others who are set in their ways and can't hear plants and understand the language of music. He’s dreamlike, and children are less set in their ways, more easily able to believe in dreams. And he wants to give them good dreams.

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